Svetislav basara writes a column for our newspaper: 'What am I doing at Kurir?!'

The best answer to the million-sandwich question, "What am I doing at Kurir?" – which will no doubt be echoing throughout the Belgrade Russki-jing and Euro-quarters – is the counter-question (of all questions): How come the monkey has his schlong in a bowl of soup? The myth of the monkey with his schlong in the soup – key to the mystery of all the Serbian myths – will be discussed in one of the upcoming columns as I believe it is good etiquette to provide the